今天心血來潮, 決定幫小黑梳妝打理一下, 本來只是擦擦螢幕, 忽然衛生紙屑不小心掉到了鍵盤陰暗的縫隙裡, 怎麼挖都挖不出來, 乾脆把兩顆鍵盤按鍵給拆下來, 驚見鍵盤底部聚有成堆smoochy與我的體毛～由於昨日飽睡8小時, 精神至今始終保持亢奮, 當下身心潔淨的我當然不許我與smoochy私密的毛若隱若現的在鍵盤裡招蜂引蝶…我卯起來把黑黑的鍵盤一顆顆的給拔了起來…每拔一粒就一次抽慉的快感～真是通體舒暢阿!
等待等待除毛除毛…..
以下的文字是用清潔溜溜的鍵盤打的….剛剛用無按鍵的鍵盤打字不僅酷而且神, 你知道嗎？ 咖啡廳的客人把我當神一樣崇拜, 挖哈哈～
咖啡, 鍵盤顆粒, 鍵盤 與體毛
昨天剛上身的小紅點與體毛
通體舒暢的必備工具
真他媽乾淨的鍵盤阿～
頗乾淨純潔的法克
黑黑重獲新生
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Amazon 4顆半星評價, 歌詞雋永, 啟迪眾生, 使人沈思並令人難忘…
能在聖誕節吃800塊的火雞大餐配上如此令人猛噴耳油猛噴飯的美妙音樂…阿～繞樑三尺終日不絕於耳
幸福阿～
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Mr. Hankey The Christmas Poo
We all know of Rudolph and his shining nose
And we all know Frosty who’s made out of snow
But all of those stories seem kind of… gay
`Cause we all know who brightens up our holiday
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Small and brown he comes from you
Sit on the toilet here he comes
Squeeze him ‘tween your festive buns
A present from down below
Spreading joy with a “Howdy-Ho!”
He’s seen the love inside of you
`Cause he’s a piece of poo
Sometimes he’s nutty
Sometimes he’s corny
He can be brown or greenish brown
(Mmmmhmmm!)
But if you eat fiber on Christmas eve
He might come to your town!
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
He loves me, I love you
Therefore, vicariously he loves you!
I can make a Mr. Hankey too! (Pffffft)
Cartman: Well Kyle where is he?
Kyle: Ehh .. He’s coming!
Stan: Come on dude, push!
Kyle: Ehhhh… I’m Trying!
Cartman: Wait, wait I can see his head!
Kyle: Here he comes!
[POP!]
Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
I’m Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
Seasons Greetings to all of you!
Let’s sing songs and dance and play
Now before I melt away.
Here’s a game I like to play
Stick me in your mouth and try to say
Howdy ho ho yum yum yum
Christmas Time has come!
Singers: Sometimes He’s runny
Sometimes he’s firm
Sometimes he practically water.
Sometimes he hangs off the end of your ass
And wont fall in the toilet
‘Cause he’s just clinging to your sphincter
And he wont drop off .. and so you shake your ass around
And try to get it to drop in the toilet and finally it does.
Mr. Hankey the Christmas Poo
When Christmas leaves he must leave too.
Flush him down but he’s never gone
His smell and his spirit linger on.
Howdy Ho!
Merry Fucking Christmas
Mr. Garrison: I heard there is no Christmas
In the silly Middle East
No trees, no snow, no Santa Claus
They have different religious beliefs
They believe in Muhammad
And not in our holiday
And so every December
I go to the Middle East and say…
“Hey there Mr. Muslim
Merry fucking Christmas
Put down that book the Koran
And hear some holiday wishes.
In case you haven’t noticed
It’s Jesus’s birthday.
So get off your heathen Muslim ass
and fucking celebrate.
There is no holiday season in India I’ve heard
They don’t hang up their stockings
And that is just absurd!
They’ve never read a Christmas story.
They don’t know what Rudolph is about
And that is why in December
I’ll go to India and shout…
Hey there Mr. Hinduist
Merry fucking Christmas
Drink eggnog and eat some beef
And pass it to the missus.
In case you haven’t noticed
It’s Jesus’s birthday
So get off your heathen Hindu ass
and fucking celebrate!
Now I heard that in Japan
Everyone just lives in sin
They pray to several gods
And put needles in their skin.
On December 25th
All they do is eat a cake
And that is why I go to Japan
And walk around and say…
Hey there Mr. Shintoist
Merry fucking Christmas
God is going to kick your ass
You infidelic pagan scum.
In case you haven’t noticed
There’s festive things to do
So lets all rejoice for Jesus
And Merry fucking Christmas to you.
On Christmas day I travel `round the world and say,
Taoists, Krishnas, Buddhists, and all you atheists too,
Merry Fucking Christmas, To You!
(Clapping)
Thank you Mr. hat
Dead, Dead, Dead (Someday We’ll All Be)
Juan: Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday you’ll be dead.
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday we’ll all be dead.
The minute we’re born we start dying
We die a little more every day
Young or old Rich or poor
There’s nothing we can do to stop it
So look long at that Christmas tree
It may be the last one that you see.
Decorate your house in green and red
`Cause someday you’ll be dead.
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday you’ll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday we’ll all be dead
It might happen in a couple months
Or 50 years from now
But no matter when it happens
It will seem too soon to you.
So be sure on Christmas Eve
When you snuggle into bed
That you thank God for your family
`Cause someday they’ll be dead.
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday they’ll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday we’ll all be dead
Choir: Ah-ah!
Juan: Who knows how many Christmases are left in their short life?
Nobody knows, that my point,
Enjoy them while you can.
And so on Christmas morning
Let good tidings fill your head.
What a festive season
Someday you’ll be dead.
Dead, Dead, Dead
Someday we’ll be dead
Dead, Dead, Dead
Everyone you know, dead
A Very Merry Christmas to you
Dead, Dead, Dead.
Choir: Merry Christmas Everybody
要好的朋友大多還是孤家寡人, 在這個特別的日子…..大家好像都刻意的躲起來了.
最近幾天, 聽到很多令人難過的消息, 自己心情也不是很好過, 今晚回家…..
鄰居跟我說我的車在凌晨4點的時候被撞了, 我仔細看了一下保險桿…挖靠~不虎爛, 還真的!
聽到Alan Jackson的Have Yourself A Merry Little Christmas…
在悠揚的音樂中, 忽然覺得雖然今年的聖誕節過的有一點孤單, 不過家人和狗都健康, 在日本的妹妹也還過的去, 朋友也沒散盡, 更重要的是我對明年還抱著很多期待勒～
今年聖誕過的亂有想法的…
Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Let your heart be light
From now on, our troubles will be out of sight
Have yourself a merry little Christmas,
Make the Yule-tide gay,
From now on, our troubles will be miles away.
Here were are as in olden days,
Happy golden days of yore.
Faithful friends who are dear to us
Gather near to us once more.
Through the years we all will be together
If the Fates allow
Hang a shining star upon the highest bough.
And have yourself a merry little Christmas now.
弟弟腹部兩三個星期前發現兩顆腫塊, 為安全起見決定切除, 預計今天上午動刀, 我起床後發現媽媽已經留下字條說已經帶didi出發, 我急忙出門, 到了獸醫院, 只見didi仍然活繃亂跳, 顯然光靠謝醫師和我媽媽就想要鎮住didi絕非易事, 只待我使出鎖喉神技後didi才就範, 挨了兩針之後didi開始晃神呈酒醉之姿, 終於不支倒地….歷經剃毛後, didi被五花大綁在手術台上, 舌頭斜掛在嘴邊, 任謝醫生擺佈, 割開皮膚, 小顆的腫塊原是血塊, 大顆的腫塊是脂肪瘤, 大家都鬆了一口氣, 不過過程當中didi曾經抽慉了30秒鐘, 把我和謝醫生都嚇壞了, 謝醫師說我們家的狗對麻醉藥的反應都很奇特(尤其是smoochy), 謝醫師口中不斷唸唸有詞, 台語的”就驚就驚ㄟ”…..還好後來didi表現一切平穩, 手術後, 趁他熟睡之時還洗牙我媽媽還拿了剃刀幫didi弄了一個小山羊的造型了呢~
回家後….怕smoochy找didi麻煩, 我們把didi安置在我房內…..didi反常乖巧的趴在我旁邊舔著我….之後就像是初生的小羊怯生生的站了起來, 我和媽媽臉上都充滿了笑容.
開刀前…剛剛從診療台跳下來～
很想偷溜出去
五花大綁
開刀中
仰天長嘯
脂肪瘤
縫線中
剃毛中
洗牙囉
可憐didi
貼紗布
穿洞洞襪
望穿秋水
站起來了～
我同學從四川重金走私進來的動物.
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我在OSO地下室看到的一系列”無腦症”創作, 我蠻喜歡的~
在這裡介紹給大家….連結網址在此
看完後, 我忽然發現我的無腦行為無處不在, 從忘記如何用手書寫國字到人際關係疏離, 從激動憤怒到冷感無情.
或許人魔Hannibal想剖開品嚐的不過是無腦空殼, 而我們所懼怕的不單是血腥, 而是認清自己面對社會與時代的無力和怯弱缺乏勇氣或是出了電影院 (無腦症展覽的地下室)後選擇輕鬆愉快的盲目生活下去??(無腦症 or 無惱症)
作品評析：總統府前凱達格藍大道上, 出現了許多手型煙斗, 口含此煙斗者, 手型吸嘴便會深入濕熱喉腔, 胡亂把五臟六腑亂掏一通, 留下只剩延腦與軀殼的無腦人, 依照行政院衛生署在捷運公益廣告所示, 此煙斗無腦人大多併發陽萎症狀, 往往欲硬挺但力不足….
卓先生請不要揍我, 我2100好像看太多了, 另外請你不要跌倒, 說真的…第一眼, 我真的以為哪是煙斗.
無腦症部分簡介
個人近期的創作是由探討憂鬱症出發，慢慢擴散至人與他者、環境空間的疏離感。一種由點
到面的擴散。
交通運輸的便捷預設了身體移動的可能路徑、縮短移動時間以及減少精神的耗損：電子媒體
及網路的發達帶來大量的聲光資訊，豐富了大眾的視聽。
生活在如此便捷、秩序化、舒適化的人造世界中，人們也不知不覺地喪失身體的自由、思想
的自由。被一格格規劃好的硬體空間、條例規章所侷限。身體的敏感度月來愈低，對於空間
的映象來自於告示牌、指標；對於事件的了解來自於媒體的報導、網路的搜尋。這些認知的
共同點是片面、局部的，從既定（被選取）的觀點來認識事物，人與事物、環境本身的直接
接觸逐漸被這些擬仿物所帶換，「疏離」便由此產生。
無腦症系列是從探討疏離關係的議題中，衍申出來的子系列。一開始是針對每日即時出現的
新聞事件、公眾人物話題、消費流行文化現象作廣泛的關注、納為創做的材料。接著慢慢地
深入眾多事件翁的其中一項：水來爺系列，以系列連作去觀察其來龍去脈。是單一的殊象，
也是共象。
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